Sunday, September 18, 2011
Lazy weekend
Nothing much happening in my life nowadays. Public holiday on Friday for Malaysia day. Didnt do much. Babe and I went to IKEA after our breakfast of tomato kueh teow at Alex stall. Was hoping to buy the baby's mattress pad but it is still out of stock. Guess hubby will need to go there on his own when I am back in Kuching next month.
Saturday, hubby had to go work half day. So, I did my usual Saturday thing when hubby had to work, i.e. send his uniforms to laundrette to iron, breakfast and home to cook lunch for us. But Saturday I didnt cook this Saturday. Instead, packed his favourite mixed pork porridge and bought half roasted chicken for babe since I had late breakfast, i.e. brunch! After lunch, we just laze around basically doing nothing and went to the night market at around 530pm to find fresh chicken wings for dinner. Deep fried those and that is what we had for dinner :)
Sunday, I am sweating all over actually. Hubby has taken the initiative to vacuum the floor without me nagging. So, me being me, cant just sit on my butt and let him the work, went around and help him pick up the things and tidying them. So, end up, I am now sweaty and hot eventhough it is going to rain soon. I woke up around 11am this morning and babe slept till almost 1pm.
I cooked fried rice, heat up yesterday chicken mushroom soup and wah lah, LUNCH! HAHA! My 4-legged monkey, aka Ginger also had her lunch and now she is lying down in front of the door to sleep as well as making sure that we dont slip out of the house without her knowing. All in in all, it is going to be a lazy Sunday I think.
We do plan to go out later though after the rain stopped to drive around and see if we can find any baby nursery near here or my work place. Only around 1 month left before I go back to Kuching....time flies...
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
MUAAAAAAAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!
Memoirs from the Mental Hospital
Record I
Patient A: "So how.... this book’s not bad ya?"
Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense shit, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art too many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you. Put the telephone book back to the original place?"
Record II
One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down..."
Record III
IMH has an old lady who wears black everyday, carries a black umbrella and squats @ the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine. The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her and decided to start by understanding her behavior.
So...days goes by... the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single exchange of words for one solid month....
One fine day, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"
Record IV
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. . She got curious and went to take a peek... But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"
Record V
Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.
After a while, the patient rolling shouted to the top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No.. no... I can't...I'm not ripe yet"
Record VI
One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...how? I think I'm a chicken since I was born..."
Doctor: "Woah! that's very serious...Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"
Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."
Record VII
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home after unloading the stuff.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.
The truck driver was very sad as he can't fish the bolts up; started to panic.
Coincidentally, one patient walked past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient nonchalantly replied: "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." he goes on explaining:
"You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones"
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do you stay in IMH?
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Things People Hang on Their Main Door
We didn't dare to stand at the door too long to take a better pic but even from this pic, can see alot of paper and stuff hanging on the grill. And on the door itself, alot of chinese amulet/charm (sp?). Anyway, since it was just the end of the ghost month/festival, this is hardly surprising right? But upon closer inspection, this is what we found written on the paper hanging on the grill:No?
GO AWAY!!
Private property
Trespasser will be prosecuted!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Rules!
Rule#1: She is the QUEEN of your world
Rule#2: Always pay for EVERYTHING. (Even if she insists she wants to share, don’t let her. Kidnap her purse/handbag/etc)
Rule#3: Buy her presents! (Even when she says no need, in her heart, she will be very happy!)
Rule#4: ALWAYS pick and send her home when going on a date (Borrow/Steal a car if you don’t have one!)
Rule#5: CALL her more than once a day and everyday! (Even if you have no specific reason, tell her you call her to listen to her voice!)
Rule#6: Be yourself! (Please make sure be yourself mean that you includes rule#1-5!)
Ladies (or gents), feel free to add on!
Note: You might not agree with me but I don’t care! I think it is a rule and if you want to follow, mah si follow lor. If not, the ignore me lor! Not as if you are my hubby or bf pun! :P hahaha!
Friday, July 25, 2008
Rotten Vegetable
Today is the second day I arrive at the office before 7.30am. It is after 8am and no one is here yet. Most people here will arrive just before 9am and some even after 9. We are pretty flexible here in term of time as long as your boss are ok with it. Generally, most of the engineers worked pretty late and rarely am able to go back at 6pm sharp. Also, at times, some of them need to stay back and have conference call late at night due to the timezone differences. So, I guess, hence the flexibility.
Anyway, when I first join the company, the first thing that that Sr VP of Op told me was that they are time and responsible-centric here. They do not breath down people's back as they expect everyone to manage their time properly and ensure that deadlines for projects are met. But I can see that that the engineers really work hard here. Most times, even those just join, will work until after 7 or 8pm.
Where as those in my department, since we are handling products that are already in production phase, are more relax now since we are just only going into it. Most of the products that the engineering team were working on are only just starting to show results. So that means that for now at least, I still have time to go blogging and so on. Of course, when the real ISO certification starts and volume production increase, I am not sure I will still have the time or energy to do much blogging or even have time to go washroom! But for now, I pretty much go back just after 6pm and sometimes right on the dot!
Oh man, my right lower eye keep jumping! I wonder why lar! HAIYAHHHH! Very irritating because I keep on feel like rubbing the eye but resisting because I don't want to ruin my eye make up bah. Yar yar, vain but you wont say it is vain if it look like panda eye after I rub it ler! BLUEK! Yah, CHILDISH! But it is FRIDAY! AND I DONT CARE BECAUSE I AM SO HAPPY!!! Oooo..before I forget, I have one phrase to share:
Don't hate me because I am beautiful,
Hate me because I have.........
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BIG BOOBS!!!!!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
Monday, May 5, 2008
Am I Boy or Gal?
So, the result of the test, I am more feminine than tomboy~!
You Are 30% Boyish and 70% Girlish |
![]() Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine. (Jenjen: Lucky I am 100% girl! I checked! bluek!) You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you. (Jenjen: ALAMAK! I dun wan to let my heart rules me lar. Sure alot of heartache! No wonder I am so softhearted) A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're down. (Jenjen: aiyehhh..now I sound like someone with depression problem) But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible. (Jenjen: eeee..CUTE!! hahaha! I can never run away from that word) |
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
How I Seduce the Opposite Sex?
Anyway, I came across survey that help to categorise ones seduction style! Couldnt resist it. Have not been doing this for awhile! hahaha (Another excuse!)
Your Seduction Style: The Coquette |
![]() You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get. (Jenjen: hhmm..never knew tis!!) Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you. (Jenjen: ok! This ties in with the above, being HOT and COLD. So long out of the flirting game. Cant remember!!) Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte. (Jenjen: hei, got spelling mistake! compelte? Anyway, I am definitely independent and self sufficient. Some friends even wonder how I can stand eating lunch alone at the cafe/restaurant/fastfood joint. But it is a nice way to unwind mar!) And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you. (Jenjen: wahhh....!!! I guess people like things that are hard to get? hhmm..so that is why I had so many secret admirer? hahaha! Just kidding!) |
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Do You Go For A Guy's Brain or Body?
You Go For Brains! |
![]() You want a guy with a big... brain. And of course it would be nice if he were a total hottie, but you're not counting on it. What's on the inside is what counts for you. (Besides, you can always change the outside later!) |
Hahaha!! Sounds just like me!!!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Am I Normal??
| You Are Very Normal |
![]() You scored 75% normal on this quiz You are normal in practically every way. Yes, you're average. (JenJen: Geez, as if I dont know that already. If I am not average, I will be a movie star or Msian astronaut that get to experiment on making roti canai & teh tarik in space.) But average definitely doesn't boring. You just fit in well with the mainstream. Why You Are Normal: You think fishnet stockings are trashy (Jenjen: well, there are!) You think glasses can make someone more attractive (Jenjen: I thought this is a fashion statement now????) You prefer fiction to non fiction (Jenjen: No wonder I never get As in history tests!) If you had to, you rather live without music and still have laughter (Jenjen: Well, I had to choose a freaking one and I don't mind not having music esp those trash they are showing on AF!) You rather be screwed over than screw someone else over (Jenjen: What can I say, I am nice mar!!!!) |
Thursday, March 13, 2008
What City Should I Be In
Actually, not so sure why I am a Rome gal but perhaps it is because I selected that I prefer modern museum and clubbing? Or it is because Channel as fashion that I think is good. Actually, shy to say lar, I have no idea about the other three that was listed there. So, I mah choose the one that I ever hear and read about lor! hehehe
You Belong in Rome |
![]() You're a big city soul with a small town heart Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand And gorgeous Italian people - could life get any better? |
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Happy Moments
And suddenly, I feel that prickly feeling. You know how it is. Somehow, even without looking, you can actually feel someone staring? Well, that is the feeling that I got. At first, it was just at the edge of my consciousness that keep on nagging at me. Then as I slowly detached myself from my book, the feeling became more tangible, so strong that I feel like I can almost pick it up in my palm. As I slowly look up, I see this guy standing right beside me, looking and staring at whatever that I am doing.
Self consciously, I start to adjust my camisole and cardigan so that minimal cleavage and flesh is on display. Still feeling surprised and uncomfortable at being disrupted and privacy violated, the guy suddenly open his mouth wanting to say something. My immediate reaction was in horror and a million possible responses and reaction came into my mind. How would I react? What should I do?
And then he said, "Miss, your fries" and he proceed to place the freshly fried fries that I ordered earlier on in front of me. LOL! I forgotten that the waitress at the counter promised to deliver my fries to me later as they were still preparing it just now. And the waiter must have been standing there for awhile waiting for me to notice him so that he can give me my fries! Serve me right for being so engrossed in the serial killer triller that I was reading. Luckily I didn't embarrassed myself further by screaming.
So, that is one of my happy moment when I had that silly but funny experience. Guess what I am trying to say is that happy memories are created not only on big celebration such as weddings, birthdays, parties and so on. Sometimes, it is those little snippets in life that automatically brings smile to the lips when the memory are replayed during personal moments.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Speed Test
Wow! Hard to believe that I can type so fast! I think my colleague that is sitting few feet away from me will start to complain that I type very noisy and fast. Can't help it lar when I am excited! Actually, when I was studying for my diploma, I took a typing class. You know, those that teaches you to type using those really big heavy ancient typewriters!
The reason I quit? The instructor actually complaint that I typed too fast which in turn cause the key to stick to one another. After that, I decided to stop going to the classes. So, I learned half-half only. Now, only my left hand can type using the correct fingers to the right keys. My right hand is still using the one-finger typing mode. I guess to type fast than the 65words per minute, I should force myself to train my right hand as well.
After that, hopefully, my hand will be able to catch up with my thoughts. Then I can really bug you all and talk non-stop on the blog! hahaha!!!
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Perfect Boyfriend/ Hubby
So here is the list of what a perfect boyfriend should do:
• he give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
I guess we all seen this on movies where the gal will spend the night and wake up wearing his shirt and walk around in the kitchen.
• leave her cute text notes.
Babe don't leave cute text notes but rather, he sms. Modern mar..hehe
• kiss her in front of your friends.
Public display of Affection (PDA) is something that babe don't often do because to him, those are private moments. But of course, having said that, kissing at the stroke of midnight during New Year Eve, Christmas, etc in a crowd is sort of like a tradition to reaffirm our love for each other.
• tell her she is gorgeous..
Telling the gal that she is gorgeous (and MEAN it!) is a high point scorer for any guy. All gals want to know that their bf/hubby think they are the prettiest woman in the world even if she feel fat at the time.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
Oh boy, I remember when babe and I were always gazing into each other eyes and let sparks flies when we just start dating. That aside, i think it is common courtesy to look at someone when they are talking right?
• let her mess with your hair
I don't know why but gals just love to run their hand thru their bf/hubby hair.
• touch her hair.
And gals like to have their hair touch, caress and kissed by the one they love! That just gives me warm comfy feeling thinking about it.
• just walk around with her.
Hmm..walking around as in just walking is ok. But if I go shopping, I rather leave him at home.hahaha..
• 'FORGiVE HER FOR HER MiSTAKES'
I think this goes both way. Forgive each other. We are all human and we make mistakes.
• look at her like she`s the only one you see.
Babe is really good at this actually. I am one of those few lucky ones that I know I can always trust my babe that I am the only one for him.
• tickle her even when she says stop.
Eiks! I don't like this! I prefer to be the one tickling him! haha
• hold her hand when you`re around your friends.
So sweet right?????
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Good strategy. Catch her by surprise...
• let her fall asleep in your arms..
Sigh..I miss my babe!!!
• get her mad, then kiss her.
OOii..nothing better to do ah? hahaha.. But I guess it adds spice to the relationship as long as it is just teasing!
• tease her and let her tease you back.
Trust me, this is how to make a relationship last (erm..almost type lust! haha). Having fun while being in love^_^
• stay up all night with her when she`s sick.
Babe actually hold me tight and keep checking my forehead for temperature when I was sicked the last time that we went to Genting. Don't know why, I always fall sick when I visit Genting.
• watch her favorite movie with her.
Helps if both our movie preference is similar.
• kiss her forehead.
Not sure about this. I guess it is suppose to show affection. Sort of like you are the little gal and he is taking care of you
• give her the world.
Sacrifices comes with all relationship right? Just make sure she knows the sacrifices you make.
• write her letters.
Email count? haha..actually I am the one that wrote him those love emails, confessing my feelings to him. Usually, no reaction or response from him but I know that he likes them.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
I rather cuddle
Wow...didnt realised that this thing is so loso and long! Anyways, there is no fixed and firmed rule of being the perfect bf/hubby. Most important is to show your affection & be sincere. Which I believe will come naturally when you care and love someone
Monday, February 18, 2008
What I Love and Hate (meme)
Windy tag me with the meme called What I love and hate. I think I did this once before but I dont mind doing it again and I am pretty sure some of the things I love and hate will be different from my previous answer. Just for fun, I am going to try something different and put any many love & hate with Obi as the main topic...hehehe...
1) Love to eat: At any place that serve good food with good service as Obi is not there
2) Hate to eat: I hate liver also (hahaha..the only non-Obi related thing:P)
1) Love to go on: Gossiping session with the gals especially to b'tch about Obi.
2) Hate to go on: Evidence and fact finding session just because Obi do not trust what was said.
1) Love it when: I give my letter and see the look on Obi face!
2) Hate it when: Obi breath down my neck and check everything that I do.
1) Love to see: Obi panicking when she sees my letter...
2) Hate to see: Obi walking to my desk with the look that say 'Are you sure you already do this?"
1) Love to hear: My colleagues telling me cham Obi is after she is finally being transferred to non-ppl related position.
2) Hate to hear: Obi calling me a few months after I leave this place asking me god-knows-what
Phew!! hahaha..I am not going to tag anyone with this:P
Friday, January 11, 2008
What Does Your Name Mean
So, let me share the meaning of my name (and my own opinion of how true it is:P)
| What JENNIFER Means |



You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
(JenJen: Not sure about being respected, fair, honest and logical but I sure love to be kepoh and lead!)
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
(JenJen: I promise to never give up blogging and getting myself approved by Smorty no matter what!)
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.
(JenJen: I wonder if that is the reason I am becoming love consultant to my friends in the last 2 yrs!)
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
(JenJen: Yes! You all LOVE ME!!!)
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
(JenJen: WOW! hhmm..maybe I am in the wrong career? Shall I change career to consultation services??)
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
(JenJen: ALAMAK!!! hahaha...like this also can?)
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
(JenJen: Hei doesnt this contradict with never giving up??? OK, again I promise never to stop blogging or get myself approved by Smorty)
You are loving, compassionate, and ruled by your feelings.
You are able to be a foundation for other people... but you still know how to have fun.
Sometimes your emotions weigh you down, but you generally feel free from them.
(JenJen: hahaha..I am starting to sound like a Saint!)
You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.
(JenJen: hhmm..my parents now cant blame me for being rebellious. They gave me the name!!)
Go on, I know you want to. Go ahead and check what your name's hidden meaning is at the below link:





